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The picture on the right was snapped a very long time ago, using one of the first webcams. I'm much more handsome now. This photo caught me pondering the idiocy of (first) mugging for a camera and (second) leaving the camera turned on while not under my control. And I'll bet you thought I was experiencing some kind of satori-like revelation, didn't you? Just goes to show.